A bus stops and 2 men get on

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  1. aglagla

    aglagla New Member

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    A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

    "Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more!
    Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time."

    The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

    $5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
     
  2. aasnj0535w

    aasnj0535w Guest

    lol yes i did read it again
     
  3. sophiyaanna

    sophiyaanna New Member

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    Bugger Donny where do I send the 5 bucks to lol
     
  4. aglagla

    aglagla New Member

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    haha
    :triniti:
     
  5. larry

    larry Guest

    good one donny
     
  6. billmurray633

    billmurray633 New Member

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    Good one m8. I guess I owe you $5.
     
  7. aglagla

    aglagla New Member

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    :m13:lol........
     
  8. Drizzt

    Drizzt Guest

    Funny :mosking:
     
  9. limoniso

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    nice. :) :)
     
  10. aglagla

    aglagla New Member

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    :m13::read:
     
  11. jaxon0025

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    Good one:good:
     
  12. aglagla

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    :m13::noidea:
     
  13. crashdog

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    Ha HA HAHAHAHA
     
  14. aglagla

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    lol * i like it.
     
  15. aglagla

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    :heyo:
     
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    Thanks a lot!

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  17. dkiw

    dkiw Guest

    funny funny :sim12: but could be embarassing if u dont hear whole conversation:rap::rap:
     
  18. this is even better when you tell your mates in an Italian accent.top stuff
     

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