Catholic girls in heaven !, no offence to anyone ! its just a joke !!

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  1. youngrichard717

    youngrichard717 New Member

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    A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all
    perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.
    Peter asks the first girl,

    'Mary-Agnes, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' She giggles
    and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip
    of my finger.'

    St. Peter says," Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and
    pass through the gate.' St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,
    'Catherine, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?'

    The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and
    stroked one. 'St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy
    Water and pass through the gate.'

    All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
    girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
    front, St. Peter says, 'Agatha! What seems to be the rush ?'

    The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
    want to do it before Bernadette sticks her ass in it.'




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  2. billmurray633

    billmurray633 New Member

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    Really funny m8. Thanks for the laffs
     
  3. feyonzen

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    Holy Ghost!!!! This was funny!!! Thanks !
     
  4. youngrichard717

    youngrichard717 New Member

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    thanks to all my friends ...
     
  5. crashdog

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    Lol..............
     
  6. Larry95336

    Larry95336 Guest

    So true. ROTFLMAO
     
  7. houseman

    houseman Guest

    thats a good one
     
  8. zenith

    zenith Guest

    funny :D
    tnx mate
     
  9. woodwil4

    woodwil4 Guest

    please take this off. other people religion is not your joke.
     
  10. msac

    msac Guest

    lol!

    Thanks pal!
    it was fun!
     
  11. danneh90

    danneh90 New Member

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    That was so funny hope mate
     
  12. turkym6

    turkym6 New Member

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    funny one thanks
     
  13. Pcorn

    Pcorn Guest

    That was hilarious !
     
  14. youngrichard717

    youngrichard717 New Member

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    Thanks all ... ​
     
  15. wpksortzfe

    wpksortzfe Guest

    thanks dude
     
  16. 8onus

    8onus Guest

    LoL that's funny... but true... wait a minute I knew a Catholic girl named Bernadette... I wonder...:noidea:
     
  17. reg583

    reg583 New Member

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    hehe....dammm funnny....TQ
     
  18. Nokia

    Nokia Guest

    Good one thanks.
     
  19. dkiw

    dkiw Guest

    lol .... good one :sim12:
     
  20. ssshjsd

    ssshjsd Guest

    one of the best jokes ive herad in a long time, thank you very much
     

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