Don't tell mommy...

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  1. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,

    "I'm afraid Piddles is dead, Lucy."

    "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.

    At a loss for something to say the father replied, "Piddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Piddles up to heaven."

    Little Lucy seemed to take her Piddles' death quite well. However, two days later when her father came home from work, Lucy had tears in her eyes and said: "Mommy almost died this morning."

    Fearing something terrible had happened the father shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy? Tell Daddy!"

    "Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!!' and if it hadn't been for the milkman holding her down she defintely would have gone, Daddy."
  2. oooo

    oooo Guest

  3. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    agreed, :heyo::heyo:
  4. zenith

    zenith Guest

    sincere kid!
  5. boided

    boided Guest

    agreed, :heyo::heyo:
  6. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

  7. susal

    susal Guest

    Nice one..............
  8. winningless727

    winningless727 New Member

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    hehehe very nice one
  9. grim

    grim Guest

  10. philly

    philly Guest

    that damn milk man now i know whats wrong with my brother LOL
  11. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    Guess your Mum only bought full cream and not sterilized..........
  12. hamtaro

    hamtaro Guest

    why does the milkman always 'do'the job???:superman2:
  13. milkman to the rescue:mtr1:

    "A bottle of milk a day keeps Jesus away"

    good one
  14. georgew

    georgew Guest

    i liked it thank you

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