First Time Sex...

Discussion in 'Archive' started by spanishguy, May 25, 2009.

  1. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest


    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
    her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
    boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
    the first time.

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
    trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
    his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour, by
    telling the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
    to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
    pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
    girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
    come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
    the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and
    bows his head.

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
    Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
    20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
    the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

    The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." .... !?!
  2. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

  3. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    now theres a sticky situation..
  4. zenith

    zenith Guest

    Pray my son
  5. winningless727

    winningless727 New Member

    Oct 3, 2012
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    thats bad ...:girl_cray2:
  6. boided

    boided Guest

  7. Diannat

    Diannat New Member

    Jun 15, 2013
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    he he he ..

    it was in some movie toooo
  8. leno079

    leno079 Guest

  9. grim

    grim Guest

    luv it:noidea::24:
  10. ulaeywk928ub

    ulaeywk928ub New Member

    Mar 10, 2013
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    really good one
  11. rsole

    rsole Guest

    Could be a movie..."Guess Who's Coming At Dinner"

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