Italian Confession

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  1. rsole

    rsole Guest

    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession.

    When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, The man said: 'Father ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'

    The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.'

    'There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'

    The priest said, 'That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger.. but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'

    'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question.'

    'And what is that?' asked the priest.

    'Should I tell her the war is over?''
  2. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

  3. bigboss_ab

    bigboss_ab Guest

    Hell NO!!!! :triniti::triniti::triniti:
  4. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    I wouldnt either..
  5. twaq

    twaq Guest

  6. NoElmArTiR

    NoElmArTiR Guest

    :heyo:non dire niente!!......:heyo:
  7. satanic89

    satanic89 Guest


    this is good..
  8. rsole

    rsole Guest

    Thanks for your comments...
  9. port

    port Guest

    i ve never expected that end!!!!!!!!! ........ it's so damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i will be laughing all night ty
  11. huahuahua

    huahuahua Guest

    well.. depends if shes still doing a good favor or not.. :rofl:

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