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Discussion in 'Archive' started by spanishguy, Jul 11, 2009.

  1. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...

    At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

    As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this:

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends . ........$32,000.
    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
  2. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

    revenge is indeed priceless here & cold. I wish I was there to eat cake & have a look at bride & best man.
  3. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    i just wanna look at the photo LOL
  4. bigboss_ab

    bigboss_ab Guest

    Photo pls.. lol .. :p
  5. rsole

    rsole Guest

    Yes...Where's the photos?
  6. 8000

    8000 Guest

    yeah man whre the photos

    plz reupload them an d give us a good photo plz provide
  7. crashdog

    crashdog New Member

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    Sweet ....
  8. AnissaSB

    AnissaSB Guest

    Haha pretty awesome. Well not for the guy though...
    It takes guts, gotta admit it. Loads of patience, self control and a twisted imagination...But still good and definitely priceless.
    Poor parents! Not their fault if their daughter's a _ _ _ _ _ (I'll let you decide whatever word you want there)
    Would have been so cool to see everyone's faces though!
    And HELL YES for the commercial :)
  9. lrm351

    lrm351 Guest

    pls post some image
  10. rensve

    rensve Guest

    Please, reupload photos. :p
  11. onelink

    onelink Guest

    Yes...Where's the photos?
  12. iCopy

    iCopy Guest

    that funny
  13. lowenhartz

    lowenhartz Guest

    Please, reupload photos.
  14. Ansir

    Ansir Guest

    i just wanna look at the photo LOL
  15. midor123456

    midor123456 Guest

    Where's the photos?
  16. cubu86

    cubu86 Guest

    no image ???
  17. priceless indeed spanishguy

    id love to meet the guy
  18. updatewarez

    updatewarez Guest

    i just wanna look at the photo LOL
  19. xsunx

    xsunx Guest

    me too. If there is a foto. but thanks.

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