Men strike back!!

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  1. sickofdtv

    sickofdtv New Member

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    This to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who know this is all bull anyway !

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    Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? 
    A: None. It should be opened when she brings it. 
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    Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? 
    A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. 
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    Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? 
    A: It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. 
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    Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? 
    A: When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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    Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? 
    A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven. 
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    Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? 
    A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. 
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    Q: What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? 
    A: A woman who won't do what she's told. 
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    Q: Why do men die before their wives? 
    A: They want to. 

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    I once married a Miss Right. 
    I just didn't know her first name was Always. 
    And did you know?

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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. 
    It's called a Wedding Cake. 
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
        

    Food For Thought

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    [SIZE="3"]In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. 
    Then God created Man and rested. 
    Then God created Woman. 
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.[/SIZE]
     
  2. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    Hahaha........I never knew you met my wife.............
     
  3. jctmix22

    jctmix22 Guest

    thanks m8
     
  4. zenith

    zenith Guest

    funny :D

    :heyo:
     
  5. winningless727

    winningless727 New Member

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    thats funny thank you armey
     
  6. sickofdtv

    sickofdtv New Member

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    Welcome
     
  7. Nawid

    Nawid Guest

    :haha::haha:
     
  8. sickofdtv

    sickofdtv New Member

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    I didn't either
     
  9. karemlnuke

    karemlnuke Guest

    that was really good armey... lmao!
     
  10. ryfaba789

    ryfaba789 New Member

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    Very funny!
     
  11. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    i was laffing and she asked me why, im a piker, didnt have the balls to show, thanks again armey
     
  12. sickofdtv

    sickofdtv New Member

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    Thats cool, glad I made you laugh:girl_cray2:
     

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