New diet program for Men

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  1. New diet program for Men

    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight loss Program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but apair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss Company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her.A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

    On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he haslost 10 lbs as promised.He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

    So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day, 50-pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

    'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass is mine.'

    He lost 63 pounds that week

    (if you like this Joke, give me some feedback)
  2. fabianledes

    fabianledes New Member

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  3. dvxusername

    dvxusername Guest

    lol :rap:
  4. voltage79

    voltage79 New Member

    Dec 19, 2013
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    good one
  5. tharinduwije

    tharinduwije Guest

    hikz hikz:heyo::heyo:
  6. shauno

    shauno Guest

    Nice one
  7. WoodyJosh

    WoodyJosh Guest

    Only lost 63 pounds? is that all? haha - Nice one.
  8. jneely22

    jneely22 Guest

    nice one bro.
  9. kevvo-uk

    kevvo-uk Guest

  10. bob34

    bob34 Guest

  11. ankit_21us

    ankit_21us Guest


    Good one Dude !!
  12. sickofdtv

    sickofdtv New Member

    Jul 14, 2012
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    For some reason I knew you would like that one

    With that said, it was::girl_cray2::girl_cray2::girl_cray2:
  13. :girl_cray2: ROFLMFNO only thing it wouldn't work for me cause i would have my gun ready. >: )~
  14. johnny33

    johnny33 Guest

    Nice one ....:heyo:

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