Polish Divorce (very funny)

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  1. danneh90

    danneh90 New Member

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    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    L: Have you any grounds?

    P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

    P: It made of concrete.

    L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

    P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

    L: I mean. What are your relations like?

    P: All my relations still in Poland

    L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

    P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    L: Does your wife beat you up?

    P: No, I always up before her


    L: Is your wife a nagger?

    P: No, she white.

    L: Why do you want this divorce?

    P: She going to kill me.

    L: What makes you think that?

    P: I got proof.

    L: What kind of proof?

    P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'


    Andy.
     
  2. wqgqpkqh

    wqgqpkqh Guest

    lol:))

    thank a lot andy
     
  3. danneh90

    danneh90 New Member

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    lol thought you would like that one promet.
     
  4. wqgqpkqh

    wqgqpkqh Guest

    forget it mate.:)
     
  5. Elivoith

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    Love it.:rap:
     
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    Polish Remover....lol
     
  7. cheryldganz665

    cheryldganz665 New Member

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    LOL, good1 dawg
     
  8. coipleBep

    coipleBep Guest

    great.....
     
  9. louselndns001

    louselndns001 New Member

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    LoL:kahkaha:
     
  10. thor44663

    thor44663 Guest

    thx u much
     
  11. crashdog

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    Communication breakdown.
    In fact, many of today's problems, either major or minor, are due to the communication breakdown.
    If only both sides can sit down and talk it out, or listen.
     
  12. gaproconst

    gaproconst Guest

    That was good.Thanks
     
  13. johnny33

    johnny33 Guest

    LoL :heyo:
     
  14. Gajodhar

    Gajodhar New Member

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    andy,bad jog
     
  15. voltage79

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    good made me laugh
     
  16. crashdog

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    :heyo::heyo::heyo:
     
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    aasnj6417v New Member

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    good one
     
  18. Nawid

    Nawid Guest

    lol hah ha
     
  19. Fanton

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    Hee! Hee!
    :m13::m13::m13:
     
  20. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

    :haha:
     

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