Pregnant Neighbor

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  1. aglagla

    aglagla New Member

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    The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'What the heck?' and I started jumping up and down along with her.

    She said, 'I have some really great news!'

    I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

    She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!'

    Then she said, 'There 's more!'

    I asked, 'What do you mean 'more'?'

    She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

    Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

    'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wall-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
    Both tests came out positive!'
     
  2. AP from La

    AP from La Guest

    Very funny. That reminds me of the lady who wanted to sue her pharmacy because she got pregnant, - even after she bought the contraceptive jelly and ate all of it on two slices of bread....
     
  3. thor44663

    thor44663 Guest

    great funny thanks
     
  4. youngrichard717

    youngrichard717 New Member

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    nice ......
     
  5. crashdog

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    Lol..........
     
  6. aglagla

    aglagla New Member

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    :m13::heyo:
     
  7. what a dumbass
     
  8. aglagla

    aglagla New Member

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    haha i know.
     
  9. boided

    boided Guest

    nice ......
     
  10. acosadehof

    acosadehof Guest

    Meany mean.
     
  11. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    Tasty! What happens if it was brown bread and she was white?
     

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