Teacher vs Student

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  1. cinderdj

    cinderdj Guest

    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
    CLASS: Maria.
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    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    (I Love this kid)
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    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have

    ten years ago.
    WINNIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
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    LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
     
  2. lucashopper512

    lucashopper512 New Member

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    Thanks, I was in need of a laugh :sim12:
     
  3. juanagzz

    juanagzz Guest

    LOL,that is the kind of stuff my kid would answer... thank you
     
  4. Fanton

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    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.


    Outstanding!:haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
  5. wampiar

    wampiar Guest

    very nice collection
     
  6. hamtaro

    hamtaro Guest

    n1 one....except for teacher and millie...i don quite get that part
     
  7. zenith

    zenith Guest

    great, thanks :heyo:
     
  8. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    Funny thanx
     
  9. cinderdj

    cinderdj Guest

    you are welcome.. i'll try and post more fun stuff soon
     
  10. Srkbolly

    Srkbolly Guest

    Aant hay bacha......... bohat fit hay
     
  11. Srkbolly

    Srkbolly Guest

    Nice ant hay kia bat hay......... maza aa gya
     
  12. usladyshoe

    usladyshoe New Member

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    nice dude...
     
  13. pie2121

    pie2121 Guest

    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher


    +1! hahahahahaha.
     
  14. crashdog

    crashdog New Member

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    LOL... thanks.
     
  15. dhaval_law

    dhaval_law Guest

    Good one ýndeed...
     
  16. terminator4u

    terminator4u Guest

    nice......:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
     
  17. burnik

    burnik Guest

    hehehe nice one
     

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