The Cremated Husband

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  1. sophiyaanna

    sophiyaanna New Member

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    Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his
    ashes home.

    Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.
    Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.

    "Bob, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
    insurance money!"

    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Bob,
    remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the
    insurance money!"

    Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Bob, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too,
    with the insurance money!"

    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Bob, remember
    that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes."
     
  2. sickofdtv

    sickofdtv New Member

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    :girl_cray2::girl_cray2::girl_cray2::girl_cray2:
     
  3. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    lmao:girl_cray2::girl_cray2:
     
  4. sdmkncxvvy

    sdmkncxvvy Guest

    Good one....:clapping::clapping:
     
  5. fabianledes

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    you're as cold as ice
    you're willing to sacrifice
    our love
     
  6. winningless727

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    good one mate hehe
     
  7. Juice808

    Juice808 Guest

    ha thats funny
     
  8. that got me laughing
     
  9. danneh90

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    Nice one!!

    Andy
     
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    POOF!
    :girl_impossible:
     
  12. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

    :h020:
     
  13. karemlnuke

    karemlnuke Guest

    haha... :sim12:
     

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