The F.B.I. is hiring

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  1. houseman

    houseman Guest

    >The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
    >checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two
    >men and a woman.
    >For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
    >to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must
    >know that you will follow instructions no matter what
    >the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
    >wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!"
    >The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
    >shoot my wife."
    >The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
    >this job. Take your wife and go home."
    >The second man was given the same instructions. He
    >took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
    >for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in
    >his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
    >The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
    >your wife and go home.
    >Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
    >same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
    >gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
    >after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
    >banging on the walls.
    >After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
    >slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat
    >from her brow.
    >"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "So, I had to
    >beat him to death with the chair.":haha:
  2. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

    Yep ...mission should be accomplished at any costs :)
  3. bigboss_ab

    bigboss_ab Guest

    Women!!! Kill em all!!! :girl_cray2:
  4. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    I agree...complete the mission:heyo:
  5. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    Steady on mate.......whose gonna open the beer?
  6. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    easy for you to say when you know your wife's not going to read this....
  7. Sephiroth

    Sephiroth Guest

    I see this as another Ashes series :friends:
  8. spanishguy

    spanishguy Guest

    I'm really a football fan but it's too good an opportunity to wind up the Aussies hehehehee
  9. bigboss_ab

    bigboss_ab Guest

    Dint think abt that... Spare bimbos.. :heyo:
  10. rsole

    rsole Guest

    She could become the Chaiman of the FBI...
  11. leesteve120

    leesteve120 New Member

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    That was funny
  12. kill kill kill ...................
    its always easy for a women to kill theyr husbands .:read:

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