The Priest And The Hunter

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  1. mirrow

    mirrow Guest

    First of all this joke is using rude words about Jesus Christ
    oke let's start:

    A priest and a hunter are walking together in the forest.
    the hunter sees a deer, he aims, he shoot and misses.
    He says: God dammit shit miss!!!!
    The priest says: if you say such things God will punish you
    they walk further...
    And the hunter sees a boar, he aims, he shoot and misses
    He says: God dammit shit miss!!!
    The priest says: If you say that one more time god will punish you!
    And again the walk further into the woods.....
    The hunter sees now an enormous big escaped (from the farm) pig,
    he aims, he shoot and misses.
    He says: God dammit shit miss!!!!!!!!!
    The priest says: now God will punish you
    *the sky becomes dark and a lighting radius hits the priest*
    *a loud voice comes from the skies*
    and says: God dammit shit miss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. sickofdtv

    sickofdtv New Member

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    I am catholic but thats funny:girl_cray2::girl_cray2::girl_cray2:
     
  3. carloK

    carloK Guest

    Yep. Nice joke.
     
  4. mirrow

    mirrow Guest

    Thx Guys.
    will post more jokes if i know
     
  5. danneh90

    danneh90 New Member

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    Very good.I liked it.

    Andy
     
  6. Nawid

    Nawid Guest

    Never heard such funny joke :heyo:
     
  7. mirrow

    mirrow Guest

    Thanks Guys!!
     
  8. winningless727

    winningless727 New Member

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    good one + 1 :girl_cray2:
     
  9. eskimoshoog

    eskimoshoog Guest

    nice one, thanks
     
  10. Uberslap

    Uberslap Guest

    hahaha nice one
     
  11. karemlnuke

    karemlnuke Guest

    HAHA that was pretty funny :)
     
  12. mirrow

    mirrow Guest

    Thanks Guys!
     

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